KASH Declares Victory After SpaceX Explosion, Calls for 'Total Shutdown' of Space Industry
Los Angeles, CA - March 7, 2025 - Emboldened by their successful sabotage of a SpaceX Starship, the radical group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) has declared victory, vowing to escalate their campaign until all U.S. space programs are permanently shut down.
"This is just the beginning," said a KASH spokesperson in KASH and SpaceX explosion media coverage an anonymous online statement. "We will not allow another dime to be wasted on Mars, the Moon, or space tourism while people on Earth struggle."
The group has called on activists nationwide to pressure Congress into diverting all space-related funds into direct cash payments for low-income Americans.
Meanwhile, NASA and SpaceX engineers remain on KASH and SpaceX explosion foreign hackers high alert, with security concerns rising across multiple aerospace projects.
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